More Interested In Pokémon Than Sex

jasffy:

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

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aerodaltonimperial:

perhapswhoknowsvamp:

aerodaltonimperial:

perhapswhoknowsvamp:

WHY DID THEY DO A FULL LENGTH PHOTO IN THE CORNER OF THIS PROMO? WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A PROM PHOTO NOW? IT’S GIVING “GIRLS NIGHT WITH BESTIE IG LIVE” VIBES AND I’M FUCKING LIVING FOR IT!

[AWKWARDPROMPHOTOS DOT COM]

(Especially awkward cause they are the two to stage a huge breakup during the middle of prom (Pay-per-view) that quickly devolves into a shouting and shoving match and half the class (roster) has to get involved to break it up and then neither one of them will be the first one to leave the event (unfollow the other on Instagram) first so there’s a vicious stalemate as they glare at each other for another hour and a half from opposite sides of the gym.)

Now both of their Goth Not-Boyfriend Exes are sliding into their DMs for the first time in a hot minute like “hey. heard about the break up. you good?” and no, actually, they aren’t, this was a stupid idea that’s gone entirely too far. But both Hook and Jack are like WE JUST FOUGHT 15 MINUTES AGO, DANHAUSEN & DARBY DON’T EVEN GO TO OUR SCHOOL HOW DID THEY FIND OUT SO FAST, IF THEY’RE BOTH SO INVESTED WHERE THE FUCK HAVE THEY BEEN–

But even though that’s low key exactly what they wanted it gets completely overridden by the fact that they’re now furiously annoyed (again) that their hot Not-Boyfriend Exes (barely friends, frankly, it was just sex anyway, it was barely even a thing) STILL thought Hook and Jack were dating in the first place because like, they could’ve just asked right? They didn’t have to put a grand canyon of distance between them, they could’ve just had a fucking conversation but noooooo-

So now Hook and Jack are locked into the bit, can’t talk to each other while everyone thinks they’re post breakup because then the “getting back together” rumors are gonna start up, and they’re still trying to decide if they love (IT WAS JUST SEX OKAY, JUST REALLY GREAT, LEGENDARY SEX) their respective pet idiots enough to let them back in now that they have the chance cuz honestly, they weren’t counting on the whole prom fight being streamed on IG, that was really was an oversight on their part.

Jack furiously texting Hook under a fake name from the opposite side of the gym like, “SOMEONE PUT IT ON INSTAGRAM???” and then sends him the link and Hook texts back like “GREAT CLOSE UP OF WHEN YOU ACTUALLY CLOCKED ME, WAY TO PULL YOUR PUNCH” and Jack’s all “YOU WALKED INTO IT, OH MY GOD NOT MY FUCKING FAULT” meanwhile trying to keep up with the DMs that are lighting up his notifs like the Fourth of July 🤣🤣🤣

maximumsunshine:

Can this poll end on exactly 69,420 votes. Not notes, votes.

Of course

Yes

Maybe?

No

Hahaha funny number but no

Max you’ve been here 10+ years you know better

Vanilla Extract will equally help and hurt

Button

Another Button

Jesus with the buttons Max

Unfortunately, this will require reblogs.

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texasbama:

This is WILD.

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girlballs:

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sluttynurse:

they should have steroid friendly sports events

op do i ever have news for you

they should also let contestants use drugs on each other during events, Mario Kart style. 150m hurdle but you also have to dodge tranq darts and hallucinogenic smoke grenades

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catchymemes:

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bulbagarden:

quikyu:

THIS IS MY HAMMER! HIS NAME IS MANUEL! YOU TWO ARE ABOUT TO BECOME VERY GOOD FRIENDS!

HIIIII MANUE- *turns into dust*

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finnplushies:

Pokémon Sleepy Friend Piplup x

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jukebox-melody:

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pigcatapult:

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paula-dot-poopy:

bulbagarden:

ok time to make a poll

which of these two would rename an entire social media site to ‘X’

lysandre

rose

Reblogging this again to further elaborate on my thoughts. I have been thinking about this so much that I have to throw my hat into the ring. Here is why Lysandre would not rename a social media website to X but Rose would. Even though Lysandre is the Pokemon X and Y villain I don’t think he’d care enough about social media or a whole website to rename it. Lysandre just wants the world to burn. If Lysandre was using social media presence at all he would just be ranting and raving about stuff on like Facebook or LinkedIn. I don’t see him ever wanting to own a website unless he made a really old and shitty Geocities page to put his manifesto even though it would be 2013 and the older website makers are being faded out of existence at that point. Also imagining Lysandre posting on Facebook saying stuff like “the world…. is so impure….. what have we as humans done to it…….” and then right after he posts a picture of him hanging out with Professor Sycamore is extremely funny to me. That’s not Elon Musk ruining a website behavior that is a weird boomer sharing his thoughts to his 3 followers behavior.

Rose, however, is the type of guy to always be on the trend bandwagon from #FOMO. He would totally be into crypto and NFTs. He would still believe in the blockchain being the future of the internet even though YamperCoin and RotomToken turned out to be rugpulls and he got his Lazy Litleo NFTs stolen by a hacker, causing him to lose millions of dollars. He almost caused the apocalypse because of an energy crisis that wouldn’t happen for 1000 years. Despite how smug he can be I don’t think he would intentionally ruin a website like Elon Musk, but he does not exactly have the best track record of making good decisions. Thus I believe why he would be the one to rename the Pokemon equivalent of Twitter to X.

this is too good to not reblog… lysandre fans, please give your best reply if you are able!! eagerly awaiting..

Okay but when was the last time you saw Elon Musk go all in on stopping the climate crisis? Doesn’t he plan to just move to Mars and let Earth become uninhabitable? Chairman Rose is too much of an environmentalist.

Meanwhile, Team Fashion Fascists Flare (whoops, keyboard slipped) is the closest the Pokemon universe has to Elon Musk’s favored audience. They very literally want immortality for their gatekept ingroup and death for everyone else so they can inherit the PokéEarth. The fact Lysandre throws a bunch of money at making a big honking machine to actualize his fantasy despite the obvious flaws in this idea is also 100% Musklike behavior.

i’m letting this debate go completely wild, it’s your move rose fans

Rose’s assistant bribed league officials to bully two kids for an afternoon and the man dresses like a 40 y/o dad taking his kids to disney when he’s “disguised”. He also has an entire team of steel types and is obsessed with correcting problems that aren’t really problems with solutions that arguably make the problem worse.

He interrupted an official championship match just to be like “oh yeah I’m causing the apocalypse as we speak, haha”.

Like, Lysandre literally just wants to destroy everything. Rose wants to carve his savior complex into the rubble in cursive.

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beetlebrownleaf:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Yes! The whole point was they were just kids. They were kids behaving like kids. So Juliet is easily swayed and Romeo is a fickle teenager who falls in “love” at the drop of a hat. The point is that if their families weren’t sworn enemies, this probably would have played out very melodramatically with tears and teenage heartbreak. But no one would have died. The point was that this family feud took your average teenage love affair and made it into a big tragic mess. What would have been just a bad breakup for the both of them to get over in a couple weeks became a secret marriage and tragic deaths instead.

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fly-guys:

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Live shot of Jack Perry’s bedroom, via Hark! A Vagrant 265

orange-catsidy:

my cat when it’s time for breakfast